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Idle Gossip [Sev/Open]
Dec 30, 2013 22:16:30 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Dec 30, 2013 22:16:30 GMT -6
Just off the main street, there's a bar that's more of a hole in the wall place than anything. It's not extravagant, or particularly pretty, but it has soul, and if you ask locals, it's the best bar on the island. No matter the time of day, it always seems to be full of the noise of people at various states of drunkenness. A single bartender works the bar, a rather plain woman who could easily be mistaken for a man because of a lack of breasts and a penchant for wearing tuxedos over dresses; it's her personality that brings the menfolk in more than anything. Aside from her the only other obvious employees are a couple of servers who bring food and drink to various tables.
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FORTUNE PIRATES
CAPTAIN "LEATHER NECK"
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Idle Gossip [Sev/Open]
Dec 30, 2013 22:51:32 GMT -6
Post by KINGSTON S. SEV on Dec 30, 2013 22:51:32 GMT -6
"Gotta' find some good drink. Can't call yourself a ruthless Pirate without good drink!" He ceased his casual strides down the boulevard and thought to himself for a second. "I ain't never considered myself a ruthless Pirate, though? ...OHBABABABABA!!! Still need good drink, regardless; the Captain demands that shit!" In the middle of the obnoxious laughter, the established ruffian leveled his almond eyes upon a rather shaddy looking establishment. However, he didn't see that, if anything he saw a godsend; the perfect place to pick up an insane amount of liquor that probably wouldn't last the crew of cutthroats three days upon the open dangerous seas. Sev eyed the tavern as he hastily headed for it's occupied oaken doors. Drunken patrons staggered through in and out of the entrance, but Sev unknowingly bulldozed through these unlucky men and teenagers with hulking strength. "S'cuse me, pardon me, comin' through! OHBABABABABA!!!" He made it into the tavern and looked around with a smile from ear to ear. Across the grimy and scummy wood-boards, Sev laid eyes upon the bartender doing what bartenders do best. He/she seemed extremely skilled in the art of serving drinks; their hand dexterity and grace was the shit of legends, in other words. What legends you ask? Shut the fuck up, that ain't important right now. "Yooooooooooo!!!'" He exclaimed in a mighty roar. "You got some skills, pal. I'd love to have a bartender like you on my ship, ya' know? OHBABBABABABA!" He strolled up to the bar with that obnoxious laughter of his and examined the bartender a little closer; the laughter almost instantly ceased. "Shit, my bad, sheila. I had no idea you were a sheila, sheila! OHBABABABABA!!" He scratched the back of his head awkwardly with a charming big smile. Still, he wanted this bitch apart of his crew...
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Idle Gossip [Sev/Open]
Jan 3, 2014 5:59:25 GMT -6
Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2014 5:59:25 GMT -6
As soon as she heard the loud laughter of the dark-skinned pirate, it took the bartender every bit of willpower she had not to break the glass that was in her hands. She was kind and courteous; for well-behaved customers. This man was loud as hell, and seemingly inconsiderate, and he wasn't even drunk yet. No part of her was, or ever would be, in the mood to deal with his type.
Despite his 'friendly' attitude, the bartender's expression remained flat, and unimpressed. The rest of the bar had gone relatively silent, as they watched the two; eager to see what would happen. "Are you here to order something, or to make a scene?" she asked cooly. As she eyed the captain, she also continued to clean the glass in her hand which wasn't really in need of cleaning at this point.
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FORTUNE PIRATES
CAPTAIN "LEATHER NECK"
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Idle Gossip [Sev/Open]
Jan 12, 2014 2:48:04 GMT -6
Post by KINGSTON S. SEV on Jan 12, 2014 2:48:04 GMT -6
Sev weaved the trademark coin through his knuckles with dexterity only a seasoned fighter could exhibit. "Oi, Sheila. I meant no disrespect, ya' know? I just see your skills as a bartender and can't help but say somethin' OHBABABABABA!!!" The Pirate cared very little that all eyes were on him. Truth be told, the patrons weren't even there; it was just him and this bad-ass bartender who didn't seem to be taking kindly to his obnoxious ways. "I was here to buy some boozes!" With his free hand, Sev wrapped his gargantuan fingers around a leather pouch of coins upon his waist and tossed it in front of the bartender. "But, Sheila!" He announced; flipping the coin as high as the ceiling above would allow. "Join me and my nakama on the open seas, yeah!" He continued to talk as the coin dropped; the rippling sound of metal drawing ever so closer. "Nothing but good times, good adventures, good stories, and good friends! OHBABABABABA!!!" With his head thrown back, Sev caught the coin instinctively and held it out for the bartender to examine for herself. "Heads you join me, tails you stay here. Let fate decide this! OHBABABABABA!!!"
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